Wednesday, March 14, 2007

David Yates

David Yates, as you may have known, is the director of the Fifth Harry Potter movie. Sources from within the crew tell me that he is very good and has the makings of an anti Cuaron man, which he isn't according to some. The last thing I wrote about (ages ago) was the cake lovers convention. Since then, the Fifth movie has been going full speed. JK has finished the Deathly Hallows (Book 7) and Alphonso cuaron has drifted out of the memories of many, but not mine, and not those of the Emma Conspirators either. A recent tragedy involving five Black Dogs was discovered. According to my British sources, Five Black Dogs (Not a band) were found in Northumberland, dead.

Monday, November 13, 2006

After a While...

I have been extremely busy. I was undercover in Oxford, England for about two months and was only able post once. I have other news however...
Katie Leung was at a cake-lovers convention on Sat. Oct 14 2006. It was held in Leeds. A source tells us that a conversation between K.L. and a stranger who had thick rimmed glasses was very interesting.
Here it is:
KL: We're here to talk Cake, man, not plots.
MysteriousStranger: I realize what you are up to. I wouldn't be surprised if your love of cake has dulled your senses. You need to realize that we only have four years to put it all into action and the Actual Chief is getting impatient.
KL: My favorite food is cake, and if Al-
MS: I'm here in cognito, don't give away my identity.
KL: Sorry, Oh I 'm so sorry.
MS: That's fine, just be more careful.
As the later movies approach theatres, A.C. is stepping up his plan. This man whose name starts with Al- could well be Alan Rickman, but we will see. Whose side is he on?

On Nov. 3, An otter and an owl were found tied together drowned. What could this mean? An anonymous person who wishes to be identified as E. (Emma?) wants more protection of the Lutra.

Friday, September 15, 2006

A New Element...

Fire. A fire broke out in Oxford England, near to where Emma Watson was born and bred. According to reports, five otters were found drowned in the river where the fire was reportedly started. Two masked Irishmen were seen walking around near the scene of the conflagration a couple of hours before this event. One Eyewitness heard this:

"...but really I don't think this is part of the plan-"

"Yes, but you aren't in the inner circle of the Plan itself, and can't possibly know what the Actual Chief says about this."

I think that these two were Alan Rickman and Michael Gambon. The Capitalization of Actual Chief makes me think it refers to A.C.

Oliver and James Phelps were also seen at the scene a couple hours earlier each carrying a boquet of flowers which reportedly had hoses attached.

Friday, September 01, 2006

There apparently will not be any Quidditch in the Fifth Movie. Horrible. What about "Weasley is our King"? This is obviously part of the Anti-Harry Potter Movie Movement started by A.C. I will try to see if I can determine who is the A.C. influence.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Patrick Doyle's niece is named Emma. That must mean that he is Good. I will, as I hear about them, inform you of certain peoples statuses.

Emma Watson-Good
Emma Thompson-Good
Alfonso Cuaron-Bad
Gary Oldman-Bad
Patrick Doyle-Good
Jason Isaacs-Good
Emma Norton-Good
Patrick Doyle's niece is named Emma. That must mean that he is Good. I will, as I hear about them, inform you of certain peoples statuses.

Emma Watson-Good
Emma Thompson-Good
Alfonso Cuaron-Bad
Gary Oldman-Bad
Patrick Doyle-Good
Jason Isaacs-Good
Emma Norton-Good

Friday, July 14, 2006

Emma Thompson and Emma Watson amazingly have the same birthday---April15. Although this is obviously part of the Emma Conspiracy, I have no idea how it is related to anything else we have discovered. What I've realized is that Richard Harris (Dumbledore no. 1) died just like Dumbledore himself. He was probably killed off by Michael Gambon under the direction of A.C. In Oxford there are sightings of large groups of otters. I assume this is like the increase of owls during the day at the beginning of HP1. Emma Watson was born in Oxford. The Harry Potter quote of the day is once again said by McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

A while ago, a good friend that refered to herself as dovetail*??????? said that she was communicating with certain friendly fowl. Certainly Owls, but what else? I have decided from certain clues that swans are definitely involved. But wouldn't swans atract too much attention at her prison? Well, I think that since swans, owls, and eagles all make singular noises which can be heard from far away. They probably communicated from afar. As to Dovetail, she escaped. I'm not sure how, but perhaps the same way as Barty Crouch or maybe she pulled a Sirius Black.
I'm still wondering about that armed guard. Maybe he was-well I have no idea.
Alan Rickman, who plays Severus Snape, is known to keep otters. This may seem like a good thing, but according to a source, he has been known to handle them brutally and even kill them. This might come from the fact that he has Irish ancestry or his close connection to Severus Snape. Also from the same source I heard that he is somehow related to both John Williams and Patrick Doyle. Could that mean something?